Saturday, 30 July 2011

Captain America - 29/7/11

Truly bad, from the start where the Danish men are speaking Danish with English subtitles and then the Germans arrive speaking English and suddenly the Danes also speak English, to the rip offs from a number of other films - for example the chase through the woods on motorcycles bears a stunning resemblance to the chase through the woods in Return of the Jedi, just switch storm troopers on speeder bikes for soldiers in black on motorbikes. At one point I thought that Tommy Lee Jones was about to launch into his hunt him down piece from the Fugitive and the icing on the cake was Hugo Weaving appearing the channel Arnold Schwarenegger.

I go and see a lot of films, and it has been a while since I have seen a film so bad that I actually had my head in my hands but this is how I spent a good part of the film - I am only grateful that thanks to my Cineworld unlimited card I didn't hand over any cash to go and see this turkey - it was that bad that I couldn't bear to stay to the end credits to see the alleged Avengers tease

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